Dear employed friends,

Not all of us are usually employed at the same time. When we are, that’s really fantastic. Still, the odds are not in our favor – especially these days. Real talk, it can just as easily be you on the hunt. It might even be you now.

As I write this, I have a job. A good number of well qualified friends do not.

When trying to be a good friend under varying job circumstances, let’s remember the following things:

Unless someone specifies they are open to relocating, don’t presume, no matter how long they’ve been hunting for a new gig. Not everyone is in the circumstances that make that doable, and even those that are may simply have reasons. Those reasons actually aren’t your business. Remember at any point they may change their mind about moving, or staying put. Whose life is it? Not yours. You don’t get to judge. If they ask you later about a gig in another area you mentioned and they first said no to it, you still don’t get to judge.

Everyone loves to forward job descriptions. Before forwarding a job description, answer the following:

  • Do I have inside info on this job that would help a candidate?
  • Can I actively connect the job seeker and the hiring people?
  • Is this something the person would want to do? Have they ever expressed an interest in doing “Y” job?
  • Is the only reason I’m not mentioning this gig because I think they’re “over qualified”? (People take jobs for a lot of reasons, that’s all I’m saying.)

People looking for jobs actually do look. For the unaware, unemployment benefits are contingent upon actively looking. Ask them if they’ve seen a gig at “X” company, and if the answer is no, ask if they want it. Don’t just forward!

Are you good at resume stuff? Career counseling? Know of network opportunities? Mention it. Just remember no one is obligated to take you up on anything.

Be a good friend! Just because money flow is different, doesn’t mean you get to decide what someone can and can’t afford. Invite your friends out. They may say no. This is approximately no big deal, and it isn’t about you (so don’t make it that way). If you have the money to do so, consider picking up the tab once in a while without making a big deal out of it. Don’t always pick up the tab though. People are funny with money and then things get weird and unbalanced friendship wise. Don’t be that friend. You can also do stuff that doesn’t cost a lot (coffee vs. dinner, happy hour), which is a good life tip in general. Time with friends is the most important part, not who makes the most money (and if you have that sort of relationship with your friends, hey, whatever works for you) or has the better job at any moment in time.

If you fall into good fortune, be it a new job, raise, etc. – don’t hide it. Your friends are friends regardless of where they’re at in life, which means they should be supportive to the degree you aren’t being tacky about things. Balance it out, that’s all I’m saying.

Let people rant. Also remember it’s not a contest about who’s life sucks more, or who has been out of work longer, or how long it took you to find a job last time you were out looking (hint: no one cares). If you aren’t good about showing moral support without somehow making it about you, you don’t have to say anything at all. Some people just aren’t good about it. Be respectful.

Remember life is funny. Be nice. Be generous when you can. Lest you think I am talking out of my hat, I’ve been there. I have been underemployed, and I have also done my time on the unemployed road. I’m also not silly enough to never think I won’t be in that circumstance again. This is why I write this for me now and also to you so when I am looking for a job and get too shy to assert myself on this particular topic of the things that bother me. Now you know, and now we all know. Let’s use that knowledge well.

With appreciation,


Living with Bellatrix is mostly adhering to her rules. We provided these rules last summer, but they have been lightly updated.

Gentle catfolk, with the onset of hot weather, we must present a few important weather guidelines, upon which we have mutually agreed upon to ensure no one gets cranky during the summer. I mean to say, this is what she has laid down as the law and because I love my cat and my limbs, I oblige. You may find these helpful in dealing with your furry folk at home.

1. At all times the apartment shall remain cool and dark, even at hours in the morning it would be best to turn a light on.
2. The proper setting of the fan is 3, and rotating. Best fan ever.
3. Belleh exposed to the sky is still not an invitation to touch the angel fur. It is a method of getting cool.
4. Dinner time will be moved to nocturnal hours. Don’t care if it’s 2 am, OKAY.
a. That doesn’t mean you can roll in at 9 pm like it’s not a thing. I still expect you home at decent hours.
b. Food time will be followed by a light waving of stick toy. I will bring you the feather part to tie back on to the end. Don’t half-ass this effort. I’ll know.
5. By play, we mean the human may play a video game, and the cat may watch. Chasing, jumping, scurrying – these are all out.
6. We also mean baseball must be watched often so if that interferes with said video game play, perhaps you need to learn how to manage that better.
7. Sitting or laying stretched out nearby is a sign of affection. No touching. Stop. Put the hand back.
8. There is a cool dark space on the beanbag slightly out of direct path of the fan. Do not move or adjust the beanbag at this time because seriously do you know how difficult this process is.
9. Share that cool beverage, no, I mean it. Give it.

Welcome to Nova’s Seattle 2.5 patch, scheduled for Thursday morning, April 24th, 9:30am Pacific Time!

Patch Overview
Although 2.4 was a pretty awesome patch, and addressed many previous balance issues, we like to think of life as a service, and as such, have been working diligently behind the scenes to provide our player of one exciting new challenges and interesting changes periodically to keep things on an upward path.

For this, we have given her one of the most challenging tasks yet, that of a permanent position at a nearby university as a Community Manager.

Now that we have addressed some overarching balance issues, it’s time to look inward. In future patches we will be addressing a complete overhaul of the Home Area, and addressing the over spawning of what has been referred to as “That goddamned coven of vampire hipsters”. It is likely complete resets of the Home Area will take place at this time, so someone needs to start packing up her stuff to prevent loss of items.

Here’s the complete scoop!


The Community Manager playable class has undergone some extensive revisions to address balance issues in work/life, finances, and transportation. The job description includes a portfolio of interesting titles, all with a very academic focus.


  • The location “University of Washington” has been added for exploration. Go Dawgs!
  • The location “Microsoft” will be reduced in scope, and secret areas such as “Willows” and “Studios” will be disabled without an appropriate escort quest.
  • Baseball Season is now active for a limited time! Collect various swag from NPCs including wearables and bobbleheads from the NPCs, play mini games such as “Just how bad are the Mariners going to do, promising start this year and all”, and enjoy buffs such as Shout!
  • Other locations Nova enjoys may see slight boosts in attendance and reliability of RSVPs.


The boss creature known as Bellatrix has been shown to be periodically too crabby and dealing too much damage with her special abilities Paw Swipe, Death Claws, and Teeth Remains. No need to complain further, the scars and the vacant look of sleep deprivation are pretty telling – we hear ya, community. Most importantly, we feel ya. Rather than nerf this precious being (her rewards are many), we’ve enabled our player with some great new abilities to help even up the fight:

  • Stick Toy with Crinkly Bits has been adjusted to ensure a more balanced encounter with this creature.(backup feathers now respawn when she destroys the main one).
  • Player may use Mariners Baseball Team buff on Distraction.
  • Time has been added to player’s day, providing a buff to Playtime, Laps, and Snuggles.

Good luck, player one. We’re rooting for you.


Nova should be seeing improved commute performance time, unless she gets struck by temporary insanity and moves further away than one bus can get her.

We hope you enjoy the new features, and stick around to discuss the benefits.